Seven Things Not to Do on a Plane

In recent years there have been hijacking plots, and shoe bomb plots and liquid explosive plots. With so many new regulations, many travelers are confused about how to safely travel. This simple HumorTube video guide lets you know some of the things you should avoid when traveling via an airplane. [Granted the first one is the only one relevant to the no-liquids policy, but this blog is about the funny, not about being accurate or relevant.]

1. Don't Try to Sneak a Soda Past Kathie Griffin


2. Don't Bring Your Dog on the Plane Without a Seatbelt


3. Don't Have Sex in the Airplane Bathroom with the Pilot. Especially if you are the Copilot.


4. Don't Sit Next to Mr. Bean


5. Don't Put Yourself in Compromising Positions


6. Don't Watch Porn on the Plane


7. Don't Bring Any Motherfucking Snakes, on the Motherfucking Plane