Jim Norton - The True Meaning of the Fourth of July
I believe this could be more accurately called, "Absolutely Not the True Meaning of the Fourth of July" but I decided to name this post after the title of the YouTube video. It's a discussion of American Independence premised on the fact that all the founding fathers were gay. With each other. A taste, "Fireworks are merely an abstract expression of those guys shooting their loads all over each other's faces." Watch this video, and then get off the internets so you can barbecue meat and shoot off illegal fireworks.